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JOE SEEMS TO FEEL THAT JAKE SCRIPT IS UNTINTELLEGABLE TO THE AVERAGE OPTICAL SO he will add his own fabulous flowing flavor of prose to his already overly oppulant array of authorship. JOE SMELLS LIKE MOULDY WALNUT MULE. which is better then the raw stench of freshly applied petchuli oil that exudes from yaakov's pores.
WE SIT, BELLIES AFULL AND DREAMILY CONTENT IN OUR STATE OF 'THIS', INSIDE THE FANTASTIC HOUSE OF OUR HOSTS FAMILY HERE IN THE OK SITY. as we sit in the comfort of a clean home(not on the dirty yet amazing moishe mobile) we can only wonder WHAT QUIRKY ANTICS THE FELIXMEISTER HAS BURROWED FELICIE BRAINGARDEN INTO ACROSS THE HUMID PLAINS OF CENTRAL AMERICA (the heartland of the good ole' u s and a). we look forward to spending the night nestled in the beds of our gracious hosts AND THEIR DECEPTIVELY INNOCENT LOOKING BLIND DOG- BEAR (BEARS=GODLESS MAURAUDING KILLING MACHINES ACCORDING TO STEVEN COLBERT)
I AM HOT! YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THIS? BECAUSE JOE HAD TO RELEASE THE HEAVENLY FLOODGATES OF RED CYLLINDRICALLY ADMINISTERED FLAME RETARDANT WHEN I FIRST BOARDED THE MOISHE MOBILE (THAT MEANS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER ENGULFED OUR modestly sized steel bubble on wheels) yes, it is true, mr. lehman made such a dazzlingly exciting entrance from the ok airport i was forced to unleash the fury of white flame retardant yummyness into the eyes and mouths of all fellow chillaroos, OR MOISHEMOBILENIKS, AS OUR HOST AT THE OK JCC SO APTLY PEGS OUR COLLECTIVE NOMENCLATURE AS.
SOME INTERESTING STATS: 11 NOSEBLEEDS, 2 FIRE EXTINGUISHER RELEASES, one fire, 2 STRAINS OF PLAYDOUGH, and 5 spontaneous dance-offs.
PEACE BE WITH THEE, FROM THE CITEE OF OKLA-HOMIE-G
all my base are belong to you....
JAKE
joe
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